THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING EXTRATONE.

And it’s fucking beautiful.

WHAT THE FUCK IS EXTRATONE?

Extratone is music at 1200 BPM or faster.

Some motherfuckers say it starts at 1000. Others say 3000.
Guess what? It’s art. THERE ARE NO GOOD ANSWERS.

But here’s a mathy one for your music-theory-brained ass:

1200 BPM ÷ 60 = 20 Hz

20 Hz is the bottom limit of human hearing.
That means: if your kickdrums are faster than 20 per second,
they stop sounding like drums...

AND START SOUNDING LIKE A NOTE.

Let me say that again for the overthinkers in the back:

THE KICK. BECOMES. A NOTE.

You’re not hearing beats anymore. You’re hearing a fucking tone.
Extratone is what happens when rhythm goes so fast it melts into sound.

MELODIC EXTRATONE?

That’s when some absolute legend decides to TUNE those kickdrums. To play melodies. With fucking BPM.

Want a G#? Find the Hz. Multiply by 60. Slam that BPM, and your kicks fucking sing. Want chords? Modulate the kick texture. You have a fucking synth now.

MELODIC EXTRATONE IS WHEN YOU PLAY MUSIC WITH SPEED ITSELF.

It’s completely insane.

And it hits harder than anything you’ve ever heard.

SO HOW FAST IS FAST ENOUGH?

If you’re asking that, you’re missing the point.

This isn’t a fucking contest.

You can go 9000 BPM and pitch it down until it cries. Or slam it at 1e23 BPM and watch your DAW beg you to stop before spontaneously combusting.

And it can change anytime in the song. Like a lead, a synth, or some glitchy weirdness popping in and out, making it the fucking main instrument.

There are no genre cops. No BPM limiters. No rules.
Just this:

IF IT’S TOO FAST TO BE RHYTHM
AND TOO WEIRD TO BE MELODY
IT MIGHT BE FUCKING EXTRATONE.

Yes, this is a fucking parody.

(This is made out of love and inspiration, not meant to be insulting)

CREDITS, MOTHERFUCKER:

This page is a loving, glitchy, BPM-busted homage to motherfuckingwebsite.com and styled after bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com.

No fonts. Minimal stylesheet. No JS.
Just raw, pounding, 1200+ BPM plaintext truth.